Well, it’s September, which means, in the eyes of the internet, it’s fall. Let’s take a look back at the longest/shortest summer ever.
Here are the tweets that helped me keep going:
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I could really go for one of these bad boys right now. But only if it comes with a wooden spoon. Wood only makes up half the flavor. pic.twitter.com/2c71tDAi1D
— Shelby Novak (@shelbybnovak) June 7, 2024
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C-SPAN/Twitter: @kristin__wilson
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Nickelodeon/Twitter: @jayythewave
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I googled “Why am I ashamed of wanting anything?” then remembered I was raised Catholic and closed the tab.
— JULIA (@S0UND0FMETAL) June 5, 2024
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“LGBT” means “let’s go by train” because gay people LOVE public transportation
— Dalton (@indaltonwetrvst) June 8, 2024
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I hate apps that stop your music when you open them, how important do you think you are?
— 𝖫𝖾𝗅𝖾 . (@greedobaby) June 10, 2024
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I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends in real life or if it’s purely professional.
– Jason from Hell (@benedictsred) June 14, 2024
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hating your friend’s boyfriend is a lost art
-ruhi (@contrave) June 19, 2024
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You should be able to google why a couple broke up
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) June 24, 2024
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The best feature of any accommodation I’ve stayed in is this duck, whose face appears at the back door every time we open snacks. 5 stars pic.twitter.com/pmNdVct4XJ
— Glenys Norquay (@glenisilla) July 6, 2024
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a woman at the grocery store spent a full minute staring at them trying to figure out if they were regular Nutella or some kind of weird variation. Your clever redesign is someone else’s source of stress. pic.twitter.com/7Y2yH1QgYy
– caesararum, BS, DOGS (@caesararum) July 7, 2024
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There hasn’t been 24 hours of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus takes the wheel.
— OK, that’s weird. (@SophAintSayIt) July 21, 2024
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I can’t believe we used to pay for ringtones. If…
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